This is for emergencies only. This contact form helps you reach me fast in case of emergency. Sending a message will immediately page me to come work on an issue, and wake me up if necessary. To prevent abuse, emergency paging incurrs an extra charge immediately.
For non-urgent matters, please use:
Email for general inquiries
Slack for project updates
What happens when you page me
Escalating alerts ensure I respond quickly to your emergency
Immediately
Email sent with full details
Within 5 minutes
3 text messages sent
Within 10 minutes
3 phone calls made
💡 This escalating system ensures I see your emergency quickly, even if I'm asleep or away from my computer
Report Emergency Issue
Please provide details about the urgent issue you're experiencing